laugh-addict:

Yes! I’m gonna get fit like 

Then I see a brownie and I’m like

So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like

But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay

This is me, like every fucking day, of every year, of my life.

 

(Source: kailandbullshit, via ella-the-elephant)

zeldabuddy:

travelingmadness:

proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending

(via deucebowl)

iwishihadafather:

one time i threw up in an old navy and my mom wiped it up with one of their shirts and we just walked out and thats when i knew that i was born with the blood of royalty in my veins 

(via niallhortonhearsawho)